My favorite part is when Jesus, in all his omnibenevolence, walks around with her just rubbing it everyone’s face. To those he had damned, his message was on par with the maturity you expect from the creator of the Universe:
“You could have accepted my salvation, but you didn’t! Now look at you! Boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka, boom, shakalaka…boom.”Okay, maybe that is an exaggeration, but who hates on people already in Hell? As if eternal torment isn’t enough, now you have to endure the Boss’s kid's schadenfreude? Thanks, dick.
Good news, she also went to Heaven. The rest of her interview is just as nutty, but for bandwidth reasons I won't post them here.
You can watch her full sales pitch here.
